Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 4,020 of the Bugel. Yes, that is right, 4,020 episodes of Raw.

Pure, unadulterated truth telling in this weekly show in just 9 years and 5 months.

More than one a day, if you include all the episodes between 293 and 4,000 and 1 that we did not record.

And this is for the week beginning Monday the 13th of March 2017, and joining me live in London,

here in the Shed of Destiny, all the way from A Upstairs in my house and B from the same

womb I used to live in back in the day, though we weren't there at the same time. It's the woman

who puts the sister into syntax, etymologist and grabber, the scribbling, sibling herself.

Helen Zoltzmann. Hello, Andy. Hello. Did they decorate Oh, Woon much like your attic is decorated?

There are a lot of maps stuck to the walls to cover classes of damp.

You can't watch this, it's to educate, we put them up there to educate you and Martin.

Well, I appreciate it. I feel a lot more knowledgeable about the layout of the Arctic.

Although that is rapidly changing, so we're going to have to update the ceiling.

Quite out of date, yeah. Just imagine a giant teardrop from the children of the future.

Oh, the present. I'll get your children to crown it.

Well, that's quite easy. All you need to do is to beat them at some kind of game or sport.

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