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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 4,016 of the Bugel, the un-argual news podcast that can,

according to education lists, replace 97% of all school and university education

whilst only having a 96% negative impact on your eventual life chances.

Pretty strong stats there. I am Andy Zoltzmann and I've taken refuge legally in London,

where I live. And joining me for the fourth time, it is the star of India himself,

the priceless jewel, Hune from the living rock of India, and what's more like many

priceless jewels from India, he's currently in London. It is Anuva Pal.

That's to be here, Andy, hello. The most to have you physically on the same continent.

Yeah, I feel like I feel like a few of us have come over over the years.

I feel like I'm fulfilling a tradition. I'd say the majority, the 96% of the

refer to didn't go back. That's right. I'm only here for a week.

So this is the Bugel for the week beginning Monday, the 13th of February 2017.

On this day in 1542, Henry VIII's fifth wife Catherine Howard was executed,

beheaded for alleged adultery. Her last words on the 13th of February, 1542, Henry,

you'd better give me some serious f***ing Valentine's Day bling to make up for this.

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