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Hello, Bugelos!

And welcome to issue 4,09 of the bugle. This is the 3 third instalments of this

Osteer Audio Journal of Record for the week beginning Monday, the 19th of December 2016,

with me and his ultimate here live in London, where the pavements are paved with

hiving slabs for the most part, and joining me for Mumbai India, which has once again just missed

out in its attempt to be crowned the world's most relaxing and laid back city.

Just out of the top 3,000 cities on that list, it is the Bugelos official,

rest of the world correspondent and general Fount of Wisdom Anuvab Pal.

Hello Andy! Hello!

Hello!

Yes, we did lose out that spot by narrow margin. We were right up there with Oslo and Tokyo

as the cleanest, most technologically advanced and environmentally conscious city.

But then the small issue of 20 million people in a crowded space got in the way.

But otherwise we were right up there.

I found when I've been in Mumbai that's...

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