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Hello, Bugelers! And welcome to issue 4,000 and eights of Thebugel the week by week, weekly,

seven day instalment by seven day instalment, live encyclopedia of the 21st century.

I am Andy Zoltzman, Doctor of Truth. Sorry, Doctorer of Truth. That is a key syllable I missed out

there. And I'm live in London, the spiritual home of the slightly resentful glance. And I am

joined this week back for his second crack at the controls of HMS Bugel to see if he can

Titanic it into an iceberg. It's Nish Kumar. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. I'm back. Welcome,

welcome back. So I should just point out I know Titanic was not an HMS. What was Titanic?

What Titanic's initials? Chris, you're a maritime shipping expert. B.S.? B.S.,

or I mean it'd be inappropriate. RMS. RMS. RMS.

Anyway, that was a needless diversion. But really, if I start picking up on minor factors,

I'm going to say, Andy, given the previous however many episodes there have been,

if they were on Wikipedia, would have a giant aspect of the word citation needed in 78 point

fun. I'm not sure we want to open this particular Pandora Care. I think we should get that citation

needed on the next range of Google merch. Anyway, so Nish, last time you were on this newscast,

I've held on to a job. Absolutely. No one is more surprised about that than me. The re-higher for

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