Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 276 of the universe's largest covert operation to reinstate the

worst for the Greek Olympian gods into mainstream politics and society. I'm Andy Zoltzman,

four decades of successfully avoiding reality and still going strong and joining me

from the silly side of the big pond. It's the comedy Titanic himself

in that he gets right to the very bottom of things and has become competitive

better known for what he's done on the other side of itlantic after leaving Britain

and leave some people completely cold. It's John Oliver!

Oh boy, that is devastatingly fair, Andy.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers.

A quick update with me, Andy. Liverpool lost 3-0 to Rail Madrid last night,

so I have nothing to say. Nothing.

My team was humiliated by a bunch of Spaniards. Not even Spaniards, Andy.

A Portuguese guy, a Colombian, a Mexican, another Portuguese guy,

a couple of Frenchmen and a Welshman who didn't even play.

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