Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard.

A glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, the Euglers and welcome to issue 275 of the bugel audio newspaper for this

unapologetically visual world. I'm Andy Zoltzman. Now aged 40, I have lived as long as my parents

pre-dogs put together. Human's one, animal's mill. Only 25 more years of this shit and I can

pack it in. I'm live in Sheffield, city of steel, snooker and stuff. And joining me from New York City,

USA, the city where angels fit a tread. In common with most cities, angels struggling to adjust

a modern urbanisation. It's the water-crunk item of weekend comedy, the Stevie Nicks of Saturday

Nights. It's the human-toasting fork, skewering the most malo-politics over the campfire of comedy

until they chore and disintegrated a dangerously flesh-burning temperature. It's John Oliver.

Well, happy birthday, Andy. People have always called you three dog Andy. It's been confusing

before, at least it now makes mathematical sense. It's been a strange couple of weeks for me and

pretty much anyone else in this country, Andy. Especially when ever anyone has had to walk past

any new stand of any note. Because for some reason I cannot begin to understand, I've been on the

cover of Rolling Stone for the past fortnight. And that's without being a musician or a terrorist.

And I thought that was the only two ways you could get on the front of it in recent times.

It's clearly slightly surprising for me and a truly sad day for Rolling Stone.

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