Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Buglers and welcome to issue 256 of the world's only relevant source of information.

Thebugel with me, Andy Zoltzman, the five-time runner-up in the world silver medal winning

championships, a performance I'm absolutely delighted with, and joining me from New York City

in the area of, it's got three syllables, it was a Pope, an art spaceship, a Blinken, Mexican,

no, man hat on. All right, it's Lance Corporal, laughter himself, admiral amusement,

fight left hand and funny, it's John Oliver. At ease, Buglers, attention laughter.

Hello Andy, hello Buglers, the Bugel is late this week because I had to go to LA on Thursday to do

a Q&A with the Television Critics Association to talk about the HBO show I'm doing that doesn't

technically exist yet. Now luckily, I've been fiercely trained through years of doing this

particular podcast to be able to bullshit at length about nothing. So it wasn't even a challenge,

Andy, but the order of appearances at the TCA's was absolutely ridiculous. I was on last

after Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson talking about their new show, then Julia Roberts

talking about her new show, then Lena Dunham and the cast of Girls talking about the new series,

and then me Andy, I was the closer, I was sent into cool that room down and consider that job done.

I'm a team player Andy, they want someone to ice the day on your guy, they call me Johnny Iceman

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