Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to the first Bugel of 2014.

Bugel issued 255 for the week beginning Monday, the 6th of January, 2014,

with May Andy Zoltzman live in London, a city with yet another complete year under its belt

as the biggest city in Britain. Take that Lincoln, no way to be seen yet again,

and in New York City USA. It's the renowned dog owner, laps Brit, and no time victim of a career

ending rodeo riding injury. The Susan Sarrandon aside swipes. The Bridget Bardow of Bob's.

The Dorothy Dandridge of Diggs. Add to look that one up. Diggs, not Dandridge, big fan.

The Greta Garbo of Get Out of Here's. The Farrah Force of Q's.

And there's Litzky's Litzky Vits of Zingers. That was Liz Taylor's real name.

Only with a slightly lower wardrobe budget. It's John Oliver.

Hello Andy. Hello, Buglers. Just American Buglers, you should know the

where Andy says you link in there. He's talking about a town in England, not the great president.

Well, let's let the Buglers make up their own mind about that job.

Well, Happy New Year to one and all. We've officially collectively kicked 2013 in the

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