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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 214 of Thebugel, the podcast that has now been running longer

than Jesus and the Disciples with the top selling 13 piece brass band in the Middle East region.

There, a little bit of levity should have helped the area.

I'm Andy Zoltzman in the slightly less hotly disputed territory of London,

promised to Britain by God in the Bible.

If you read it backwards in a Liverpool paddling accent and in New York City,

lent to the Americans by Britain in the Bible.

The man who would undoubtedly have been described by a Neville Chamberlain as

more trustworthy than Hitler. It's the Shirley Bassie of Showbiz, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers and yes, as we speak Andy, it seems like the Middle East is about

to come up with another reason why President Obama may start to regret winning the election last week.

Because following Rockets' launch from the Gaza Strip into Tel Aviv,

it seems like the area is once more doing what they do best, Andy.

Dancing into disaster, waltzing into war,

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