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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 213 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.

For the week beginning Monday, the 12th of November 2012, with me,

Andy Zoltzman in the Multicathedral City of London,

and joining me thanks to the technology that has put carrier pigeons out of business.

From the land that was this week freed from the yoke of democracy for at least the next two

and a half years, until the whole rigmarole chunders back into life for the controversial 2016,

Schwarzenegger versus Longstone Strong election, it's the Virgil of Vote Analysis,

the Sophocles of Syphology, the Plato of President Picking,

the Euripides of Yule, never believe how much of that cost,

and the Homer of How Much, and the Thucydides of Thank F*** for that, it's John,

the Human Ballot Paper Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. You're right.

And I never considered the, you know, the early podcast were probably carried by pigeons.

And there would have been some pretty suicidal pigeons carrying

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