Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 210 of the Bugel audio newspaper for an unremittingly

visual world. Now into its second half decade with me and his ultimately former five-time

British clarinetist interrogation champion. You would not believe what I made at a built

confess to. I'm live in London, the reigning largest city in England champion,

clean out of that title very impressively. And in New York, no way to be seen in that particular

contest, even Old York is lacking away behind these days. It's the man who puts news in the

oven, waits 40 minutes, and then serves up a piping hot satiric cake. It's the 21st century

Johnny Wisemuller, only less good at swimming or being tarzan. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Andy, the president, the actual president, the main president,

not the president of the Arizona Cardinals. The president of the United States of America was

the guest last night on the daily show. And the Secret Service consequently have been in

around our office all week. And the good thing about having Secret Service agents everywhere

is that you've probably never been safer in your whole life. The downside is that you also

realize that you've probably never been in more danger if you suddenly decide to run as fast as

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