Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 209 of the Bugel, the world's leading thing

for the week beginning Monday the 15th of October 2012.

Five years to the second since arguably the most significant cultural event in the entire

history of the human race, the official release of the first ever Bugel.

So this Bugel marks half a decade of hogwash, a 20th of a century of satire,

0.5% of a millennium of mirth, and a billionth of a 5 billion year era of bullshit.

I'm Andy Zoltzman and I'm 5 years older, 5 years wiser,

I see 5 years less wise, and above all, 5 years more unemployable than I was when I first

spoke to you and joining me from a nation five years even further unhinged than when we first

revealed its existence. It's the man who since the Bugel began as a quite a wife, a dog and a

career in B movies, reading to the audio world. It's the man hadn't massurated himself, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. We're in three different countries today.

A Bugelers, Andy is in Scotland, if you count that as a country, which I don't really

really does anymore. Chris is in London, which is definitely a country in and of itself,

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