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Hello, B. Ugluz, and welcome to issue 197 of Thebugel for the week beginning Monday,

the 11th of June 2012, with me and ex-Oxman in the city of London, where if you breathe deeply,

you can probably still just about taste some of the carbon dioxide ex-hailed by her majesty as

she floated Jesus-like down the Thames last weekend, or as the Thames should surely now be known,

the River Elizabeth. God rest her soul when it eventually does decide to rest. And joining me from

New York City, the man who fled this country rather than see the simple, timeless joy of

constitutional subservience on its people's faces for even one more day. It's the 21st centuries,

Oliver Cromwell. John Oliver Cromwell. Hello, Andy. Hello, B. Ugluz. And last week, I went to a

benefit from an organization that helps young people get involved in service projects. And I'm

honking. I was meeting some of the amazing kids that were getting awards for foundations they'd

set up, the kind of 11-year-olds that make you feel justifiably terrible about yourself,

because they seem to demonstrate a greater emotional maturity and responsibility than you yourself

are probably ever going to be capable of. Anyway, I was talking to one eight-year-old boy called Max,

who had set up a food bank program with his friends in Texas to feed hungry children,

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