Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 196 of the Bugel, the official podcast of the London 2012 Olympics.

Did we ever actually sign that deal? We didn't.

What? Does that mean I'm not lighting the Olympic flame, the opening ceremony,

and I don't get to piggyback on you saying, but during the 200 metres and an exclusive

live Bugel commentary, oh balls, balls. Never mind, I'll be back in London another 64 years.

I'm Andy Zoltzmann, captain of the British Olympic Water Polo team. What do you look at me

like that for? Not that as well, never delegate people. I'm live in London 2012,

and joining me from New York City, it's a place, three words, first words, one syllable,

sounds like your owner hang on, I've already told you the answer. It's the hipster quitter, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Andy, New York is to put it mildly, a city of lunatics.

I believe that was the official state motto until they decided that calling it the Empire State

might have less tourists cowering in fear in their hotel rooms, but it doesn't change the fact

this city is full of crazy people. That's a well-established fact. I believe that the

Statue of Liberty has engraved on his base. Give me your tired, your poor, your hard-earned masses,

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