Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, buglers and welcome to issue 194 of thebugel, the official podcast of the planet earth,

with me, Andy Zoltzman, husband, father, bum its for survivor,

language management therapist, and freelance javelin describer.

It's a pointy stick that goes up and down when you throw it, but it's best not usually

dealing with an annoying moth fluttering and a glass lampshade or your wife will get crossed.

That'll be £25, please. I am live in Olympicsville, UK,

and joining me from the Big Apple, it's the big pip himself.

One of the world's top 5 billion Marilyn Monroe impersonators.

It's the syringe of satire injecting jokes into the jugular of injustice.

It's John, the human toasting fork Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, buglers.

Andy, death is a dick. Every now and then death will take someone who deserves to die.

You've been laden, a colonel, a daffy. Look, if you will.

But even then, it's usually far later than would have been appropriate or indeed useful.

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