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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 193 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.

The comedy show that Dead Celebrities Homer Leonardo Da Vinci,

Marie Curie, Jonah from the hit Bible story, Jonah in the Wild, and Queen Bodeusia would all

have listened to had they been alive today and been contractually obliged to listen to it.

I am Andy Zoltzmann, one of the top 5 billion funk-saxx softenists in the world,

and in New York City is the man who has beaten by satirical beetle as a child and hasn't stopped

satirising stuff since it's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Andy, it's interesting

you should mention the funk there, because last night we wrote a bit on the show that we thought

could have a great cameo from George Clinton in it from Parliament's Funkadelic, and of course

the principal architect of P funk. Now, I could give you some more context as to why it seemed

like a good idea, Andy, but it wouldn't actually make much more sense than what I just said.

The point is, it turned out he was actually available and doing a gig the previous night in the

nearby city, so we made arrangements for him to come up, rehearse and do a bit on the show

last night. The problem is, Andy, that even when you booked the funk, the funk is hard to pin down,

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