Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Teacher’s Pet (S1E4)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Who knew that Buffy would be fighting more than vampires this season? Ash sure didn’t but we are certainly here for it. This episode starts with a lesson about one of the most heavy metal animals in the world, a female Praying Mantis. Did you know they eat their partners’ heads off? Buffy isn’t very interested at first but it turns out she’ll need that lesson later on in the episode to defeat one of the nastiest beasts she’s slayed thus far. Honorable mention goes out to Robbie Rotten (you had to be there). New episodes come out every Monday or you can listen early on Amazon Music or early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App. Please support us by supporting our sponsors!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.4	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.8	Buffy wants to join the Sunnydale High cheerleading squad.
0:22.0	I'll go on the record.
0:23.0	I fucking loved cheer.
0:24.5	Uh-oh.
0:25.5	Amber Grove is smoking like literally bursts into flames.
0:29.6	Now another cheerleader has been blinded.
0:31.8	Giles is immediately like witchcraft.
0:34.4	Sandra loves a witch boob.
0:35.8	Love the witch boob.
0:36.8	Yeah.
0:37.8	Your daughter appears to be shit-faced and you're just sending her off to school.
0:42.8	So she's in the gym at school, acting a fool.
0:46.7	My buns!
0:47.7	I love my buns!
0:49.2	This whole time, Amy has been Amy's mom in Amy's body and he says we just have to get
0:57.0	her spellbook or we have to cut off her head.
0:59.8	So we're going to watch Giles do a spell and he's going to remove his twig jacket to reveal
1:06.0	a sweet sweater vest underneath the ice hot in here, is it just Elena?
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