Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date (S1E5)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Ugh. The Owen of it all. Buffy meets a new potential love interest named Owen and she is absolutely dying to go out on a real teenage date. Unfortunately, everything is working against her. The Anointed One is coming soon and if the prophecies Giles has read are right, this means big danger for Buffy and the rest of the human race. Can Buffy defeat the Anointed One, avoid being killed, put a stop to the potential apocalypse AND finally experience one normalcy of teenagehood? Looks like you’re about to find out! New episodes come out every Monday or you can listen early on Amazon Music or early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App. Please support us by supporting our sponsors!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:15.3	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Ash immediately says, give me angel or give me death, Buffy is like essentially ready
0:25.9	to commit a felony for lootness because angel takes off his leather jacket in this moment.
0:32.2	The way that I would just slam a glam onto the floor.
0:36.4	It is the V-neck for me, baby!
0:39.3	Miss French is bordering on Philoneus now with how she is touching Xander during this quiz.
0:44.3	He can't answer because he is so horny that it's a medical condition at this point.
0:48.6	She's like, I think she might be a giant bug.
0:50.8	You might be like under her spell.
0:52.3	He thinks Buffy is just jealous of Miss French.
0:55.8	Take a fucking step back.
0:57.8	Take a lap around the world, forced gum style, aged like a human with no access to retinol.
1:02.5	There's a giant praying mantis that's actually killing boys.
1:05.6	I don't care, Xander's the big bad.
1:08.0	Final verdict.
1:09.0	Wow.
1:10.0	Yeah, Miss French was just like a moment in time.
1:17.0	I still maintain that watching that woman like try to actively seduce a teenager is one
1:23.9	of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched.
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