Buffalo Dreams
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 944 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Josh Townsend is having a bad week. His parents have moved him to New Mexico for his fathers' work, his new hometown is overrun with both buffalo and bicycle knaves, and to make things worse, he has to get a job as a fence repairman so the buffalo don't escape and murder one specific woman.
But before long, Josh's initially fraught relationship with the local Navajo people and Buffalo steward John Blackhorse starts to thaw, and Josh realises that he must go on a vision quest, speaking to a glowing hawk, and challenge the bicycle knaves to a high stakes bike race for 11 million acres of Navajo land. Can Josh secure the future of the land and the buffalo? Can he even do that, considering the land isn't his in the first place? And is Josh's dad sexually attracted to the sky? Listen and find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a lepricorn who plays basketball. Come to my smart house. |
| 0:11.6 | My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook Hello and welcome to Mum Can't Cook, a decom podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Luke Westaway. I've had a cold this week, so apologies if my voice sounds a little creaky. And who's here with me? I'm the other host, Andy Farron. Don't worry, Luke. Your voice sounds fine. I don't think it's going to be a problem for the episode. |
| 0:39.2 | Oh, don't you? |
| 0:40.3 | Okay. |
| 0:40.9 | Well, how about a little wager? |
| 0:43.3 | Well, as I said, I don't... You're a gambling man? I don't think it'll be a problem. Not really, no. You're gambling man? I want to put your money where your mouth is? |
| 0:50.3 | I mean, |
| 0:50.6 | your big mouth, |
| 0:51.3 | running your mouth. |
| 0:52.2 | Wow, |
| 0:52.5 | okay. |
| 0:53.1 | What's this opposition energy |
| 0:54.9 | you're bringing to the podcast this morning? |
| 0:56.1 | I'll bet you the Eiffel Tower that I can. this? I mean, your big mouth, running your mouth. Wow, okay. What's this opposition energy |
| 0:54.9 | you're bringing to the podcast this morning? |
| 0:56.1 | I'll bet you the Eiffel Tower that I can make it through the whole podcast. The Eiffel Tower? Yeah. Well, the real one in Paris. Yes, I win. I get the Eiffel Tower. You win. The tower's all yours. Okay. to the people of France. |
| 1:10.2 | Are they okay with this? |
| 1:12.9 | All right, all right, fine, fine, okay, let's do that, fine. I'm empty, I'm scared. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, now the stakes are raised. Damn, all right, fine, you're on. I'm scared of losing the tower. No, not scared of losing, it's not my tower in the first place, but I'm not scared. Okay. I don't even know what I do with it if I had it. |
| 1:29.4 | But you are on, sir. |
| 1:31.6 | Ride a bike on it, probably. |
| 1:33.4 | Because that's what happens in the film we're recapping today, which is called Buffalo Dreams. |
| 1:38.8 | 2005's Disney Channel original movie. |
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