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Play Rock, a Con Alley Show, lots to give you this morning.

And if you're not watching on YouTube, it'd be a good morning to do that because this is the morning where Johnny tries fancy foods. We've got some of the best roundup of fancy foods we could find just before the holidays. It is that time of year where people like to eat a little fancier at these holiday shindigs. And Johnny doesn't know anything fancy because all he likes is mac and cheese and peanut butter straight from the jar. And tundies. Weies big fan of tendies and tots he loves tendies and tater tots but so does my three-year-old right he's got there pretty much any meet any child you say what are your favorite foods and that's what johnny's still eating now but the uh the answer is we went all over southern california to find some of the fanciest foods some of them very viral and trendy right now. And Johnny will be tasting them to try to figure out if he even knows what they are. And that'll all be happening later this morning. But I mean, I was adding up just the amount this food this food is valued at. I mean, it's valued in the hundreds, almost thousands of dollars of foods that he'll be trying. It's not like they're, giant plates of food. This is just one food item.

Little bites of things. And so Johnny will be trying fancy foods for the first time ever in his life today. And we can watch his head explode and also possibly his stomach. Because the last time he tried anything that was remotely fancy, it was that pizza that had crab on it. That's the fanciest thing he's ever eaten. And he immediately had to go to urgent care because he went into like anaphylactic shock or something because he's allergic to shellfish. I didn't my throat scratchy, man. I got scared. Well, you said you couldn't breathe at all. Now you're saying your throat was a little tickly. It's a very different thing. but. Yes, I can agree. Yeah, he's getting tickled by the bosses here. That's right. Oh, gross.

Little mayonnaise.

Help that go down.

Time to... It's a very different thing. But... His throat's always tickly. Yeah, throat's getting tickled by the bosses here.

That's right.

Gross. Little mayonnaise.

Help that go down. Tickle Johnny's throat again. We only had job security for another year. So let's do it. Trying to tip out your superiors. Johnny is the new throat goat. This message, though, was important. and I think you need to hear it, Ali,

because it was waiting on the goat line,

and it replied,

two things happened on yesterday's show.

Both of them fired up. This message, though, was important, and I think you need to hear it, Ali, because it was waiting on the goat line, and it replied, two things happened on yesterday's show.

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