Welcome to Beyond the Circus.

This is Dale Hummel, along with co-star Ryan Rash.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

I know you're the most excited about the caucuses.

Well, I would just like to say that, yeah, I was very, very pleased.

You, on the other hand, probably should not be since both of your boyfriends had crushing defeats.

And one of them, it was so bad that they laid out, said bye, see ya.

And now has firmly attached themselves up Trump's ass.

You can't even see Viagra Ramshackle's shoes anymore.

He's so far up Trump's ass.

He doesn't have a chance at VP.

So what is he looking for a cabinet appointment?

What would he put him as secretary of?

I don't know.

But why would he do it?

I don't, I don't know.

I don't get it.

But for those of you that have been in the frozen tundra and not stayed up on all the political

comings and goings.

So Trump won Iowa. But I just want to give you a little precoaster on this. That depends on which part, which media station you're

listening to. No, they all said he won Iowa, Dale. They said he barely won. No, 50% is not enough.

They said that. No, see, you're, you're completely misreporting everything.

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