That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheapest blind date. Blue is up to her old tricks. This time she is in the diaper pale having a 5 course meal of....poo. Then Bryan shares an episode of World's Biggest Cheapskate where the Wiener Wagon Man outs together an anniversary dinner for less than $25. Why not buy funeral balloons for your wife of 10 years?! She'll understand....won't she? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mr. Dumbass, I can bring a lot to dumbass and dumbass.
0:04.6	I'm a go-getter.
0:06.3	Dumbass material all the way.
0:08.7	So am I your man, Mr. Dumbass?
0:13.9	The name is Duma.
0:18.4	Dumbass material all the way.
0:24.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:27.4	Of course you have never heard anything like this in my entire life.
0:31.0	So now I'm like-
0:32.0	Like the person at the customer service can do anything.
0:35.0	Well first of all the person at the customer service is like a 15 year old girl who's
0:38.0	on there at part time, right?
0:40.1	She's more worried about the selfie she's going to take after this lady leaves.
0:43.8	Probably filming it for her, you know, take a talk or whatever.
0:47.8	So Matthias comes, you know, Hibidi hobbin along on his one leg, like, and he's like,
0:53.0	daddy what's wrong and I'm like in the assort right behind him and she's like, honey
0:56.0	and I'm like, blue eighth of shit in me goes and daddy and that's a Matty whatever's
1:00.4	name is.
1:01.4	Matthias goes bump.
1:02.4	Blue eighth me a sh-
1:05.4	We'll keep the frosting on it just in the sky's thing.
1:10.8	You guys must be cleaning back there, right?
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