Bryan: Master of Curses

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Nothing takes the edge off of a fresh moist curse like cold hard cash.

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0:00.0	What episode is this?
0:05.0	I don't know and I don't think we have a chat dbt intro.
0:07.0	I'm not doing shit without my weed.
0:09.0	He's got it worse than Helen Keller.
0:11.0	You look like you have Down syndrome.
0:14.0	Old people are just like dogs.
0:16.0	Dogs bane is what they call me.
0:18.0	I've got mass dog murder in my blood.
0:20.0	What's the big deal? I have this freaking freak following me
0:22.3	every time I fart.
0:23.2	Dude, I fart a lot.
0:24.1	I was lying earlier.
0:24.9	I fart a ton.
0:25.9	Get my pussy slammed.
0:28.0	You people are f***ed.
0:28.8	That's so gross.
0:29.9	Yeah.
0:30.1	I went and chucked my kid down the stairs.
0:32.0	I'll smash that little f***er in an RV.
0:34.4	What? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:39.9	No.
0:42.6	It's just a word, all right?
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