I just want you to be good.

If you're, if you have good dick, let's consistently have good sex.

Why do we have to stop having sex?

Let me tell you son. And the better, the better dick you give, fellas, the more you can get away with.

And I hate to say that, girls, but that is the absolute truth.

Hey, girl, you trying to hit this.

Oh, you know exactly what I need.

What's up, you filthy fucking stoners?

It's your girl, Jamie Lee.

And it's Emily.

Today we have on Morgan J, a hilarious comedian.

He's just been on Wild and Out.

He's blushing right now.

Look at him over there. He's blushing right now. Look at him over there.

He's blushing. I said too much. This is how... The podcast doesn't even start and I've said too much. This is how Morgan opened our text message thread. First of all, you got to say what you got to say, what did you ask me? Okay. So this is what Jamie said. Think of some wild stories we could use for clips crazy fans sex stories dating life etc this is morgan's response i peed in a person's mouth in

Vegas i wild stories we could use for clips crazy fans sex stories dating life etc this is morgan's response

i peed in a person's mouth in Vegas i had a threesome kind of where one of the girls cut my toenails

while the other made out with me i had one girl stop fucking me because i got to like two inches in

and she said nope this hurts too much and i called her a quitter she laughed

been to a handful of sex parties and plenty of threesomes and I'm in an open relationship. Last sentence, I've been pegged. My man. What an opener. What an opener. Hey, it's good to be here. Your boy, Morgan Jay. MorganJ.com. Such an honor to be here with you two lovely ladies you know first thing i walked in i did i did not

even take literally less than a minute to start hitting on them i'm a fucking crete so you know i

i could admit that you know what i mean so you know you know i wish we could say you were the first

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