You gotta have like, I think what I'm gonna do. Dirty Dick Radar? No, you have to have to have a

dick car wash in the hallway. Like you have to be like, if you want to come into the bedroom,

you have to go through, it's like a drive-through car wash. You have to take a shower. Yeah, there's going to be those spinny things. They're going to do that on your dick. And then there's going to be soap, rainbow soap, and then there's

going to be a big dryer at the end. No,

bitch, I want a whole full blood panel,

STI, STD panel,

HIV, everything. I'm gonna give you a fleshlight filled with dawn soap and that's how we're gonna handle this bitch. Like, you're gonna do it. I wanna see the bubbles coming out or you're not doing it out. Yeah, if there's no suds, there's no pus, sorry. Hey girl, you trying to hit this?

You know exactly what I need.

Did you guys see that like TikTok that was a movie trailer and was a guy who was super

rich?

He put his wife on like a ledge and he made her stay on the ledge and she was his trophy.

Yes. Yes.

And she started off by bringing him like she brought, he brought her super expensive gifts,

like jewelry, all of this stuff, flowers every day.

And then he stopped bringing her flowers and left her up on the ledge,

like moved his office out of there.

And she was just in a beautiful prison for a crazy man. And I'm terrified of that happening to me. And you think I'm going to put you on a ledge? Not you. I'm going to be like, get up there and perform for me, Emily. What would I do? I would just tell dick jokes. It is a weird. I saw it on TikTok. Yeah. It was like when you, do you ever watch those movies on TikTok? you're scrolling and he'll be like, the girl found a movie. It is a weird. I saw it on TikTok. Yeah, it was like, do you ever watch those movies on TikTok?

You're scrolling and it'll be like, the girl found a boy and they got lost in the woods. She chased the boy, but then there was a man and it's a weird voice. Yeah, and it's always like a voiceover effect. I get so addicted to them, though. I'll actually watch them. I'll watch through all of the parts they have on there.

TikTok, I'll go back and find,

eat like part 15 and just start from the beginning. actually watch them. I'll watch through all of the parts they have on there. TikTok. I'll go back and

find, eat like part 15 and just start from the beginning. Oh, it's such a rabbit hole with this. It is.

Yeah. Well, speaking of rabbit holes, we're about to enter one on this new episode of Two Girls One Blunt. I'm your co-host Jamie Lee.

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