Baker Mayfield, undraftable, off my board.

The Cleveland Brown select Baker Mayfield.

What a beautiful throw by the Baker!

Big job!

Osterama vista, baby!

Bats out! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome in, everybody, to your weekend edition.

It's always Saturdays that we have the mock draft special.

Mr. Brown's mock himself, Stephen Thomas.

How are you?

Living the dream, my friend.

Let's make some picks that are horrible and wrong and we'll get us

yelled at. I think that's the thing we do. We set the baseline for being the draft idiot so that

Andrew Barry makes his picks down the line. And then people are like, this guy's amazing because

I listened to these two idiots for about six months leading up to it.

All the world's a stage and we are the comedic relief, my friend.

That we are.

Let's do our comedic relief and let's make some selections.

The Browns have actually slid back a little bit in these simulators and they're picking 28th in the first round.

We'll hope that continues to slide back and slide back and slide back all the way to 32. Maybe the Browns are playing their appetizer game this weekend in L.A. for a return the end of the year. I don't know. Throwing up my hands. It could happen, right? It could happen. So let's do it. We're going to go with your first pick. you picked, and this one, you focus, Steve, correct me if I'm wrong, and a reminder to everybody, this is up Wednesday. So Steven's, every single week, he does a mock, and he goes deep dive on all of these players he picks, you get information on him, you get some clips of their gameplay. So it's already out. If you haven't read it again, I will, as I usually do,

I will link it in the description of this podcast so you can find it quickly. You can click on

the link in the episode and it'll take you right to it. But this one you focused on players

that we haven't picked. So we can have some different discussions. Should be fun. You talk about

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