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🗓️ 14 January 2020
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
0:04.0 | Ah, there you are a travel. |
0:07.0 | There you are, traveler. |
0:12.0 | Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall |
0:19.6 | bring you what you so desperately see. |
0:23.0 | Rood Tales of Magic. |
0:27.0 | Previously on Rood of magic, our heroes encountered and then fled the horrific demon Kevin. |
0:40.0 | Before he was absorbed by the shambling terror, Alby's brother gave them one clue as to the whereabouts of Alby's parents, |
0:49.0 | something about an inn in the nearby soaking valley, a true rat hole of a dive called The Delighted Wife. |
1:00.0 | After two days of recuperating without leaving your rooms, you awake to find yourselves refreshed |
1:05.2 | and maybe even a little eager to get a move on. |
1:08.3 | All of you that is, except you, Albie. |
1:11.0 | You've spent your time in the delighted wife mourning and meditating, barely speaking to anyone. |
1:16.0 | But you awake now to find yourself alone in a vast field that stretches as far as the horizon. |
1:23.0 | Hello? that stretches as far as the horizon. |
1:25.0 | Hello? |
1:28.0 | Hello? Nothing answers. |
1:30.0 | Oh, um, I'm, uh, I'm nervously trotting along, I'm running and I'll run pretty far in one direction and then just sort of wait and listen and I don't hear anything. |
1:49.0 | Cool, do you do like a perception check? |
1:51.0 | Yeah, 10. |
1:52.0 | All right, you look directly in front of you and you don't know how you missed it, but there is a vast and for some reason familiar looking mountain staring right back at you. You can't tell why but you can tell it's looking at you. |
2:05.0 | Hello? |
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