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Slashings and stabbings, year-to-date, are up 26.3 percent.

Index crimes. These are the ones that they figure out the crime rate with important stuff,

like, you know, assault, felony assault, rather, and, you know, rape, murder, and shootings, etc.,

up 20.8% year-to-date.

Index crimes, though, in housing, only up 5.8%.

The rest of it coming, well, there's a year-to-date in transit index crimes.

This is separate from the overall, but how they figure the number.

34.7 of that is in transit.

So up 34.4%?

30.

Excuse me.

34.7% in transit and up 5.8%.

Nearly 6% in housing.

Now, if you're looking for good news, there's good news if you live in city housing.

You are 33.3% more likely this year to still be living killings in NYCHA year-to-date down by a third.

I don't think that's actually how you calculate likelihood.

So perhaps you should consult a professional. Ask your statistician if hope is right for you.

Misdemeanor arrest and violations have dropped dramatically for marijuana.

By this time last year, there were 386 misdemeanor marijuana arrest.

This year, 78.

Last year, 386, this year 78 for a year to date drop of 80%.

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