12 ANGRY TEENS, the true crime of New York, SPECIAL GUEST K2-D2
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
nyccr - 20/2020 - 12 ANGRY TEENS
legendary nyc comedian Pat Dixon takes you on a selective tour of America's largest city NOW. It's a place and time where:
A guy smoking K2 blunders off the platform of a filthy subway station and onto the filthier track bed where the third rail and the oncoming subway train vie for the alley-oop tossed up by the synthetic weed, to dunk the blasted man into eternity.
A LARGE number of pissed off teenagers beat and kicked a 15-yr-old girl who had no defense against the violent gang of chest-stomping fuckwads. AFTER beating her to a pulp, they stole her Air Jordans, her phone and her debit card.
A possible hate crime is revealed to be unlikely, as we logically deduce the likely culprit in the vandalism of a man's car.
A nonverbal special needs student gets unwanted "special" attention from a teacher. Question: Should the teacher be fired and lose all pension, hope of career/security over just one little mistake? Keep in mind, the teachers union is basically undefeated.
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| 0:00.0 | From the smallest room in New York City |
| 0:03.6 | comes a show that gives you a reason to listen to this. |
| 0:06.8 | K2 is bad for you, bro. |
| 0:09.2 | Don't ever smoke K2 in your life. |
| 0:11.1 | Yo, yo, yeah, shit. |
| 0:12.4 | Oh, oh! |
| 0:13.4 | Oh shit! |
| 0:16.5 | He's fucking, yo, get out. |
| 0:18.5 | Oh, what the fuck! |
| 0:20.7 | The man has just falling to the tracks. |
| 0:22.5 | He's splashing around in the water. |
| 0:25.1 | He's so near that third rail. |
| 0:27.6 | You're sure it's going to be all over for this guy any moment. |
| 0:30.2 | Look, it can't be worse than what it is. |
| 0:33.0 | It can't be worse than simply saying... |
| 0:35.0 | He's the luckiest man alive. |
| 0:36.3 | And if we're to believe this woman, this witness, |
| 0:39.4 | he's smoking K too, Thomas Palladino. |
| 0:42.0 | Let's listen to a little more. |
| 0:43.1 | Oh. |
| 0:43.7 | We're going viral. |
| 0:45.2 | Going viral. |
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