Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to spec savers.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bruchos Entertainment Buzz.

Women are going to be absolutely incensed when they find out what a doctor, allegedly,

according to her, did to Brooke Shields without her consent.

Man, I feel like you might be struggling your shoulders and be like, what's the big deal?

But Brooks Shields revealed that a doctor performed a very intimate surgery on her

while she went in for something else. So she's been promoting this new book that she's coming out with.

It's called Brooke Shields is not allowed to get old thoughts on aging as a woman. So she's getting

really candid about some of the things that she's had done. And she said that when she was in her 40s, she went to a gynecologist and they asked if,

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