Brooke's Wedding!! Mrs. Thalman Joins the Pod

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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"Planning a wedding is a full-time job, it takes so much time. Especially if you're very detailed oriented like me. I could have spent four years planning that wedding and probably still could have used more time," remarks Brooke about wh... wait OMG IT'S BROOKE!!!!

Yes folks it's time for a special post-wedding report episode of Back to the Barre that's been two years in the making! This past week Brooke and Brian finally tied the knot; it was a night to remember. And who better to serve our bitchettes the wedding tea than the new Mrs. Thalman herself!? How much alcohol was needed to keep everyone at bay, and since when do weddings serve shots? What was the best bop on the dance floor?

But most importantly we've reached the epic conclusion to Kelly's Wedding Dress Saga, you won't want to miss it.

Quotes

“Well a minivan does come in handy, it's like a moving room! I will never have one tho, but I do like yours mom. You say that now. Yeah, wait until you have three babies!" (10:11-10:23 | Christi, Kelly & Brooke)
“[After doing the math] we were able to decide how many bottles were needed. How many did you alot for your mother and me? Just curious. On the higher end." (14:58-15:09 | Brooke & Christi)
“I do know that my dress was very scandalous. My boob was falling out, there may be footage we can't use." (28:38-28:46 | Christi)
“It was the only wedding that I've ever been to in my adult life, this is kind of sad, that I wasn't in trouble the next day. I mean I was in trouble but not for the reasons I'm normally in trouble." (1:00:53-1:01:02 | Christi)

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
0:07.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?
0:12.0	All of this electricity. Do it right now, bye, right now.
0:17.0	Turn the volume up, fly. Give me your electricity.
0:21.9	Welcome back to the bar.
0:23.4	Sorry, I totally forgot it was recording.
0:25.7	Hello, little bitch, hats.
0:26.6	Welcome back to the bar.
0:27.6	This is bitch number one, Christy.
0:29.2	And bitch number two, Kelly.
0:30.7	And then we have Mrs. Bitch.
0:32.8	Mrs. Tolman.
0:34.8	My little baby is now Mrs. Tomen.
0:38.2	Oh, it's bitch number three, Mrs. Bitch. I can't believe you're a Mrs. Brooke.
0:43.9	I know.
0:45.2	Bitchette number three.
0:46.8	Bitch at number three. You're too little to be a bride.
0:50.8	I know. Her bridal era is over. She is now a white.
0:57.0	That's right. I can't believe that. Is it weird you saying that's your husband? I feel like I haven't really said it much. I think I've said it like
1:01.5	one time and I had to like go back and be like, wait, I said fiance. I mean husband.
1:07.3	Ah. Well, your habit said put it on my husband's tab.
1:11.6	Well, that was cute, but I was sitting with Holly at the wedding and we were laughing about it because she has this whole joke about Evan and that hat and like how he didn't find that hat very funny because she bought it for him at one point.
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