Broken Simulation #53: "Elizabethan Victorian Time-Traveling Hooker Wench"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2022
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is domicile cologne with an urgent appeal for UNICEF. |
| 0:04.1 | Children's lives have been devastated by the floods in Libya. |
| 0:07.8 | They are fighting for their lives. |
| 0:09.7 | They urgently need medical supplies, warm blankets and food. |
| 0:14.4 | Please visit UNICEF.re to donate today and help save a child's life. |
| 0:19.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:19.9 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations. |
| 0:37.3 | So, Johnny Woodard and yeah, okay, who's sitting in today? |
| 0:42.1 | Johnny, will you name mystery guests today? |
| 0:44.9 | Sitting in the co-chair. |
| 0:46.6 | Name the guests. |
| 0:47.3 | What are you like, Jeff Richards on that? |
| 0:48.7 | Have you seen Jeff Richards' podcast where he's just, the conceit is that he's not there every week |
| 0:53.2 | and impersonates somebody? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I shared one of his videos. |
| 0:56.9 | So, it was very good. |
| 0:57.6 | He's so talented. |
| 0:58.6 | Yeah, I mean, you know what's so interesting about that? |
| 1:01.8 | Johnny, can you say who's sitting in the desk, please? |
| 1:04.6 | People are waiting to hear who I am. |
| 1:08.6 | From Portland, New York, six foot, one inches, a trim, |
| 1:14.1 | 188 pounds. |
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