Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and the

Tranny Hunter. Hi Johnny, how are you? Here's a Tranny Hunter now. I like that. Yeah, some guy

made a funny ass meme, so we're gonna run with it. Update Johnny on the the

trans stuff and so I showed that video to a lot of people and everybody was like

wow, she's pretty hot. That's everybody's reaction. No, I don't know if that says

more about the kind of friends you have. And by the way, you're one of my friends, so

you're right in there, bro. Or about her just, I mean, her impressive passableness.

I want to say you, I don't know who I'm talking to. It's just like, why is this girl on

the street? Why? Why does she have a sugar daddy? Like to me? Now, Johnny, can I ask you

something? Do you think? Do you think it has something to do with the size of her

dick that people, like if she had like stuff all off against down there, right? Do you

think that people would be like, I don't know why she's just doesn't have like a sugar daddy

or something? Wait, wait, no, you saying it's too big or too small? Too small. It's

tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, deep. I wasn't. I wasn't really staring at it. Well, Johnny,

let's let it work. Get into the details. You said it whipped around like a person for

a whip. Johnny, here's the thing about this show, right? Everything I talk about on the

show is 100% true. Sometimes. It's like winning time. Sometimes daddy has to crank it

up to make it interesting or else it's just a guy walking around LA, okay? It's like

winning time. But it's always real. Everything is real. So when I say that it whipped around,

you saw how big it was. It's not big enough to whip around. Yeah. I mean, I didn't think

it was, I mean, it was soft. It was soft, right? What would you say this is? What me doing

this? Well, you got your thumb out and you're just kind of been flexing your thumb.

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