Broken Simulation #48: "Can't Cancel the Canceled" with Ryan Long
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 147 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a land not so far far away, the three bears were treating themselves. |
| 0:08.0 | Ah, we've put all that Goldilocks business behind us now we've got Skye Protect. |
| 0:13.0 | It's home insurance with Smart Tech included, so now we can keep an eye on home wherever we are. |
| 0:18.0 | And if anything happens, we're covered with de facto five star rated home insurance. |
| 0:24.0 | Live happily ever smarter, with Skye Protect. |
| 0:30.0 | Morning, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Wooder. |
| 0:49.0 | Hey Johnny, how are you? |
| 0:56.0 | So just so you know, tensions are high in the studio. |
| 1:05.0 | Johnny showed up way late. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, we had traffic. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, you know what Johnny? |
| 1:11.0 | It was bad. |
| 1:12.0 | I was going to go nuts, but you know what? |
| 1:14.0 | You said the one thing I could trust, and that is that fucking driving is getting ridiculous |
| 1:18.0 | out here in Los Angeles. |
| 1:20.0 | Stupid people are, are littering our roadways. |
| 1:25.0 | Like the dumbest the dumb. |
| 1:28.0 | I was actually early every day this week, but tonight when you think the traffic would be easy. |
| 1:33.0 | Yeah, at seven o'clock in the night, at eight o'clock. |
| 1:36.0 | We recorded this on Thursday night. |
| 1:38.0 | Chill, take drive slow, enjoy your life. |
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