Broken Simulation #42: "Sam Goes Under the Knife for Super Heavy Legs"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2022
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and some |
| 0:28.8 | guy you got off a grinder. How are you dude? It's the new year. What was that was that was that |
| 0:36.0 | was that some kind of phonetic trick that you're using simmulation. Yeah, I'm trying really hard |
| 0:40.9 | because it's like one of the big critiques of the show on the Apple podcast five star reviews. |
| 0:48.0 | Okay, lots of just lots. Johnny, how are you dude? It's the new year. 2022. We're in it guys. Sorry |
| 0:57.4 | it took us so long. We made it. We made it. We made it. Did you ever honestly think of the year |
| 1:03.0 | 2022 when you were young and you're younger than me? No, I remember when the year 2000 was like, oh |
| 1:09.0 | shit, that's crazy. I remember just being like the future distant time was 2012 and that's all |
| 1:16.7 | and I never thought a day after that. And here we are 2022. It's gonna be a great year. I hope all |
| 1:24.1 | the broken at a great. I know we're like, we're way past all that. You're gonna hear Christmas stories. |
| 1:31.1 | You're gonna hear everything on this show because we need to catch up right now. Catch up. |
| 1:37.8 | What the fuck was that? I'm getting a lot of I'm getting a lot of notes from Dana on podcasting |
| 1:44.6 | and it's really annoying the fuck out of me right now. And one of one of the things is she wants |
| 1:49.7 | me to do my dates less like small like quicker. Do you want me to do quicker dates, man? |
| 1:57.4 | Did she even listen? No, she doesn't. She doesn't. She goes off of legacy radio and like tells |
| 2:06.5 | me how to do this stuff. That's so funny. She's our boss really. I'm the boss. I'm the boss now. |
| 2:14.9 | Based on how she talks to us. She's our boss. She does. She yells at us a lot. |
| 2:19.2 | Guys, a lot of great dates coming up real quick. Just go to Sanctuary.com. I have San Lucid Bistbo coming out. |
| 2:22.1 | I think this will come out after that. I have Buffalo. I have Long Beach and I have |
| 2:26.2 | makersfield. But I'm adding a shit ton of new dates coming up. We're coming to Georgia. I'm going to |
| 2:29.4 | Georgia. I'm going to Nashville. I'm going to I'm trying to get I'm all over. Where are you going to George? |
| 2:32.7 | Jefferson. Jefferson, Georgia. Jefferson, Georgia. That sounds where some fucking linching happen. |
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