Broken Simulation #40: "Crop Dusting with Sam Tripoli" (plus Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che)
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2021
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broken Civilation with Johnny Wooder and that dude, the dude. |
| 0:23.7 | Good to be back here in the cell with you all. |
| 0:27.5 | I'm going to be doing some more smiling, but I see little videos. |
| 0:32.0 | I don't smile enough. |
| 0:33.2 | I'm broken, so I'm not smiling. |
| 0:35.8 | I'm not putting out that happy energy that all these other pop comedy guys. |
| 0:41.8 | I was looking at them and I was like, ah, it's morning. |
| 0:44.3 | Everyone's doing morning zoo. |
| 0:45.7 | So I got there doing more zoo. |
| 0:49.5 | They finally got to you, huh? |
| 0:50.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.8 | How are you doing, Johnny? |
| 0:53.5 | I'm not smiling either. |
| 0:54.8 | You're welcome. |
| 0:55.4 | I never smile. |
| 0:56.6 | You never smile. |
| 0:57.4 | Is this a new character? |
| 0:58.9 | No, no, this is just me. |
| 1:00.7 | Johnny, what's new, dude? |
| 1:02.8 | We got in trouble this week, early, or actually last week on YouTube. |
| 1:08.4 | And we haven't, that's why if you haven't seen our videos on YouTube, that's been why we got a little ban. |
| 1:13.0 | A little ban daddy ever. |
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