And welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents, Broken Sim, Star of Johnny Woodard and another dude!

May not be here next week because Johnny could fire him and get a new replacement anytime

by simply going down the home depot, grabbing one of those dudes who are wearing a Dallas Cowboy hat

and a Dodgers shirt and jeans shorts and say jump in senior and moochogusto and get it going

Broken Sim, Johnny. Sam ran out of Spanish. That's what happened there. I'll get into that in a few.

Johnny called me fat today. No, no I didn't. Johnny you called me fat. I did not. You called me fat.

If we're going to get technical about it, we were talking about some of the jokes that I didn't do

in Vegas and one of them was that I was going to, you are been obsessing about your weight.

I am the fatest I've ever been fat. Well, I was going to talk about Sam's obsessing about his weight.

You know, he got really concerned after his face, I think he stopped working.

I had a moment with Johnny where I tried to express my problems with my weight right now

and I simply expressed that I have heavy legs. And Johnny, like he is right now,

starting laughing at me. No, your exact phrase was you said it like it was a scientific term.

You were like, dude, I just think I have super heavy legs. Like that's some kind of,

like what did you say you don't get good circulation in your super heavy legs?

That's what you said, right? So that's why you say it's hard for you to work out because of your

super heavy legs. I got heavy legs. Super heavy legs. Johnny, stop mocking me.

I have a history of bad circulation in my family. I will say I've seen you run a 40-yard dash.

So, oh, you're looking at up right now, Johnny. Yeah, do not. Okay, Johnny. So we're going to show

certain moments that make us insecure. But when I want to show everybody your stand-up set,

you're like, oh, no, I don't feel good. What, what, what?

Yeah. Well, this is art. I mean, this is already out there. This is just this.

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