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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation #36: "The Human SJW Square"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless comedy legend Norm MacDonald.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with fixer. Since you never got

0:04.6

round to MOTing it, I took care of it. Fixed up. Fixed up. Fixed is great. They pick

0:08.8

up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the MOT, then drive it straight back to you.

0:12.4

Sounds expensive. Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their

0:15.2

partner garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled,

0:18.9

how about you take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too?

0:22.4

For easy car maintenance, head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the

0:27.7

rest. Fixed up and you're back on track.

0:58.0

We've had a couple of weeks off because I have COVID. How do you think you've got COVID,

1:06.4

by the way? I think it was at the Dodger game probably. Oh really? Oh really?

1:10.9

Yeah. I mean, I don't go out a lot, dude. I go to the studio. I either got a studio from you

1:15.2

or at the Dodger game. That was literally the only two places I went. Why, how could you get from

1:18.0

me, bro? I'd never had COVID. You did have a call when we were in the studio the last time we were

1:23.0

in the studio right? Oh, Johnny, I got those antibodies, bro. COVID got no chance against me.

1:29.2

I'm dropping hammer the gods on you guys. You got antibodies from what?

1:34.1

From when I had COVID a long time ago. Oh, okay. Got Johnny.

1:39.2

Johnny, you've fallen for the rewrites, bro. The rewrites. What's that mean? The rewrites. What is that?

1:44.3

The rewriting of how viruses work with this whole thing? Anyways, Johnny, Johnny, I saw a guy

1:50.3

in a wheelchair getting pushed by an instant, a hot black Instagram model with the biggest

1:57.2

cheat cheese I've ever seen. I've never seen this hover chick pushing a wheelchair before.

2:03.2

With the biggest cans I've ever seen, right? I mean, because Johnny, let's face it, dude.

2:08.3

You know, we always say all that chicks like NBA hot, right? That means like she can get NBA

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