Broken Simulation #36: "The Human SJW Square"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2021
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with fixer. Since you never got |
| 0:04.6 | round to MOTing it, I took care of it. Fixed up. Fixed up. Fixed is great. They pick |
| 0:08.8 | up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the MOT, then drive it straight back to you. |
| 0:12.4 | Sounds expensive. Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their |
| 0:15.2 | partner garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled, |
| 0:18.9 | how about you take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too? |
| 0:22.4 | For easy car maintenance, head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the |
| 0:27.7 | rest. Fixed up and you're back on track. |
| 0:58.0 | We've had a couple of weeks off because I have COVID. How do you think you've got COVID, |
| 1:06.4 | by the way? I think it was at the Dodger game probably. Oh really? Oh really? |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah. I mean, I don't go out a lot, dude. I go to the studio. I either got a studio from you |
| 1:15.2 | or at the Dodger game. That was literally the only two places I went. Why, how could you get from |
| 1:18.0 | me, bro? I'd never had COVID. You did have a call when we were in the studio the last time we were |
| 1:23.0 | in the studio right? Oh, Johnny, I got those antibodies, bro. COVID got no chance against me. |
| 1:29.2 | I'm dropping hammer the gods on you guys. You got antibodies from what? |
| 1:34.1 | From when I had COVID a long time ago. Oh, okay. Got Johnny. |
| 1:39.2 | Johnny, you've fallen for the rewrites, bro. The rewrites. What's that mean? The rewrites. What is that? |
| 1:44.3 | The rewriting of how viruses work with this whole thing? Anyways, Johnny, Johnny, I saw a guy |
| 1:50.3 | in a wheelchair getting pushed by an instant, a hot black Instagram model with the biggest |
| 1:57.2 | cheat cheese I've ever seen. I've never seen this hover chick pushing a wheelchair before. |
| 2:03.2 | With the biggest cans I've ever seen, right? I mean, because Johnny, let's face it, dude. |
| 2:08.3 | You know, we always say all that chicks like NBA hot, right? That means like she can get NBA |
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