And welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation, sorry, Johnny Woodard, and

it's trusty, distant, distant, distant, sidekick, slash possibly intern, Sammy T. Johnny,

how are you?

All right, we're gonna have to work on your intros intern, but I'm okay.

Johnny, are we still big in Vietnam?

Or have we fallen off?

We're doing great in Vietnam.

Yeah, we're also doing well in Scandinavia, a couple of countries there.

Then bitches, dude, all about them, bitches.

That could be because our one listener, Casper is driving around and he's just

moving around and like, waiting down the, yeah, Casper.

What did he do?

Thanks brother.

Casper's followed us from, from podcast to podcast.

I want to meet, I'd love to go over there and meet you.

Casper is our own grateful dead tour, right?

He just follows us like we're the fish, the band fish, just, and he's in the parking lot

all the time going, great show, guys, he seems like a cool dude too.

He does, and I love that he works out.

And then like, it's so interesting when I see him because I think he's American and then

occasionally he'll just do a, so you met him?

No, like on Instagram, I would like to meet him.

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