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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation #30: "Gritty, Brown and Shady" with Jayson Thibault

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot."

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Zara, where's the car? It's gone.

0:02.1

It's not gone. It's with fixer. Since you never got round to fixing it, I took care of it.

0:06.4

Fixer? Fixer's great. They pick up your car, drive it to the garage,

0:09.6

handle the maintenance, then drive it straight back to you.

0:11.7

Sounds expensive? Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner

0:14.8

garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled, how about you

0:18.8

take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too?

0:21.5

For easy car maintenance, head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the

0:27.0

rest. Fixer, then you're back on track.

0:34.3

Morning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation.

0:38.7

We're Sam Tripoli.

0:43.5

And welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Sims,

0:48.3

starring Johnny Woodard and his trusty sidekick, Sam Tripoli.

0:52.4

Johnny, thank you for letting me be on your show. How are you?

0:55.7

I'm okay, man. I remember that's what one time Sam was talking about, maybe not doing punch

1:00.9

strong sports anymore. You wanted to be the executive producer.

1:06.4

And it was just going to be Sam Tripoli presents punch strong sports. And Sam, he wasn't going to be on the show.

1:16.7

So the games we play, my games, my games, I don't forget that.

1:23.8

So, guys, if you want to see me live, I'm going to be in Alaska in two weeks.

1:30.6

How many days are you there? I'm only there for two days. I get in, bang it out.

1:34.2

I'm going to try to see some Alaska. Always, dude. Always. I love it.

1:38.6

I mean, it's very weird when I tour because I basically get paid to go and do nothing.

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