I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update, Bills! We all have bills. And when you're just barely making it in your life, nothing is worse than like having a big speeding ticket you got to pay for

having to replace a washer dryer or getting a court judgment for half a billion

dollars a local New York citizen was convicted in civil court for defrauding banks and insurance companies.

The fine with those pesky penalties and even pesky interest comes to $544 million.

That's million with an M. Now to be clear not all of the money

this upstanding citizen owes is for financial fraud. Roughly a hundred

million is because he owes because he sexually assaulted somebody.

That's sexual assault with a sex and an ass.

So there is an upside for this citizen, this citizen who told us he had billions of dollars. He can't pay for the fraud or the sexual

assault. As a song says, don't do the crime if you can't pay the half a billion fine.

So the situation this citizen is in is he was busted and convicted of defrauding banks and insurance

companies for hundreds of millions of dollars and now he wants to borrow hundreds of millions of dollars

from banks and insurance companies. That's what we call a paradox.

So after grifting companies, the IRS and Americas, for millions, it turns out that this billionaire, he can't afford to be a crime boller like a real billionaire.

So this guy is desperate for money and will do anything for it. Thank God.

He's not getting top secret briefings about national secrets he could sell to our enemies and or running for president.

Because that would mean we were stupid and put our entire country in danger and

we would never be that ignorant and insane.

Right? Throughout history, we have had rich people who did something horrible. They stole from the less fortunate, they committed crime and abused their power and their wealth and they always paid the price for it in America always right so what happens Well, this guy's facing the most powerful, relentless,

badass superhero in the world. This black woman. And this one is about to take

everything this citizen has.

Letitia James is Trump's nemesis.

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