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BIDEN VS TRUMP: DEMENTIA MATCH UP!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Arma getting update. The dementia matchup.

0:09.1

We have two candidates for president or both sides are claiming the other side is misfiring like a

0:14.4

rear-ended 72 pent-up and we can tell that these two ancient white men who were

0:19.2

born before color have lost a step but only one has lost his morality. The other one just gets lost.

0:27.0

Let's do a little head-to-head matchup.

0:30.0

The right has been saying that Biden doesn't know where he is and he can't finish words but let's be fair Biden's brain has been

0:36.9

glitching since he was a child. You what you could you do you want you you can get a bad stutter as a kid and he if she made fun of her son again.

0:57.0

I like Biden's mama mom.

0:59.0

So Joe Biden stood in front of a mirror night after night,

1:02.5

reciting Yeats and Emerson to cure his stutter.

1:04.8

I propose and I'm gonna digress slightly.

1:07.3

Here we, we're in a situation.

1:09.5

It almost worked.

1:11.3

Overcoming his stutter is the source of his grit and determination.

1:15.0

Also, Biden's caring for other people and their problems.

1:19.0

But being bullied gave Biden a fierce ability to fight bullies, you know, assholes.

1:25.0

Trump.

1:27.0

On the other hand, Trump was born into the family of a multi-millionaire

1:30.0

and was such a rough bully douchebag as a kid, they sent him to military school,

1:36.3

which ironically taught him to avoid the draft five times and call anyone in the military

1:41.7

suckers and losers. So the childhood round goes to

1:45.2

Biden. Let's go to midlife stats. Biden, he has a law degree from Syracuse

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