Because another thing here, you know, it's just so wet here. So the ground's just not as solid as a lot of other places. So we get those windstorm. And look, we all know it. We hear it every year. Just, you know, trees coming down everywhere, a couple times this past year, tied up by us. We couldn't, we couldn't pass the major road to get to our neighborhood. There's just a tree down. Again, I'm still bitter at this city because we had the tree in the neighbor's yard that it was like on fentanyl, right?

You see something on fentanyl on 3rd Avenue.

They are at a 45 degree angle.

This is like a 75 foot tall tree.

We tried to convince the city.

You need to let the neighbor cut it down.

And we all reached out. And they kept saying, well, no, because it's one of five, whatever kind of conifer, which I called BS. All these goddamn trees here, you know for a fact, this is one of five. Okay. Anyway, the trees growing sideways. We kept saying it's going to fall down. They send out their arborists and understand they have a system how they do it here.

It's complete BS.

No, no, no, man.

The tree is fine.

It's not fine.

Bro, we're looking at this.

This way we want to cut it.

The problem is you'll never call them and tell them they were wrong.

They'll never know they were wrong.

Oh, they know they were wrong. Oh, they know they were wrong. I've been screaming from the rooftop, but the thing came down and smashed. We had a little, uh, portable pergola that we put in the yard. And on weekends, when the weather's nice, that's where you'll find my ass, right? And this was on a Friday. It completely, like, if I were laying there, I am gone. And I haven't I told my wife, you missed that on millions of dollars, man. So don't be too bitter. But it just pissed me off because I'm like, look, even reasonably healthy trees in this part of the country will come down because of the moisture and the windstorms that we do. And we know this because it happens every freaking year, right? This tree is already like halfway down. Yeah. When you looked at the trail, it looked like someone snapped a photo of it falling and they just got it midway because that's how it grew.

And again, this is the city of Seattle. So what I would say is, if you think a tree is going to come down, out of the city, chop that bitch down. And they do not care. They will let you die. It does not matter. I am still pissed about that. It has to be, what, five years ago, four years ago?

Bless you.

It's like, we told you. You looked at it. You sent out a fake-ass arborist, but you sent them out there. When we got the U-dub arborist, they were like, of course the tree is going to come down. Why did you call us? just give him a couple of pine cones and go, dude, go plant one.

Here's the thing, right? So they kept saying, well, it's one of five.

Bull ass. Anyway. gonna come down. Why did you call us? You should have just given a couple of pine cones and go, dude, go plant one. Here's the thing, right? So they kept saying, well, it's one of five.

Bull ass. Anyway, we still have like 12 pine cones from the things. The pine cones were

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