Britain can no longer afford defence against aliens

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Andy Zaltzman, Mildly Informed, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:14.0	Ooy, Buglers!
0:19.0	Ooy! Listen up!
0:21.0	Oh, you are!
0:22.0	It's issue 98 of the Bugle, the audio newspaper that protects and
0:24.8	nurtures all that is precious and wonderful about human life like a vulnerable baby egg, brooding
0:29.9	it under our life giving down until it is all plump and
0:32.8	warm and ready to hatch and then we crack it
0:35.0	scramble it and eat it with a dash of pepper.
0:38.0	I'm Andy Saltzman, but I think it's about time
0:40.5	you all started referring to me as Zolta the pitiless emperor of all things.
0:45.0	I think I need a bit of rebranding John at this stage of my career.
0:48.0	What do you reckon?
0:49.0	Not a bad idea.
0:50.0	Have you hardly expensive consultancy firm to do that for you?
0:53.2	It cost me $250,000 to get that.
0:55.9	And across upon a New York City, the Lord of Darkness, the Prince of Payne, John Oliver.
1:01.6	Hello Zolta, hello Buglers!
1:05.0	Andy, we've been collecting stuff this week at work to send to a charity Give to the Troops where you put together some
1:11.6	care packages for those serving abroad during the holidays.
1:14.0	Now I happen to get sent an Xbox a while ago at work with some free games in it so I'll put that into the box and
1:20.5	then immediately worried what the games in it were.
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