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Hello buglers and welcome to issue 97 of the bugle worlds and the universe's greatest trans-Atlanticly recorded

weekly topical news bullshit hybrid podcast for the week beginning Monday the 7th of

December 2009 I am I'm not telling you who I am it's my life I want to

say in some semblance of privacy can't you even allow me that and in New York City it's

a self-styled strong enough of satire that kiss the rain of quipery the Waldorf of wiscracks, the jambeliter of jokes, it's John, the human rotavator Oliver.

Jambelia! Jambalia!

Hello Andy. Hello buglers. Sava Andy, Sava. Sava,

Sava, bia. We're sure.

Trebon. I'm tapped out, how about you?

I could do some stuff about baguets does that count?

We were away for Thanksgiving and I went to Thanksgiving I got to spend some time with some

dogs I spent time with dogs I spent time with dogs for a lot I know you're a big dog

fan big dog fan yeah I'm a big fan of medium to small size dogs.

Yeah, well, there was one big dog I spent a lot of time with Leela, a massive German Shepherd. She was a rescue dog dog and due to the last home that she was in,

she only speaks Spanish. So I need to learn dog Spanish in the near future if Lila and I are going to

truly understand each other.

The most magnificent piece of maverick dogging I saw was from Gansi the Fat Eagle,

who not only spent some time operating the dishwasher so she could go in and clean the plates before.

The dishwasher got to do with duty.

And then clearly there was one point in the night where she thought,

I'd really need to go to the bathroom, I've got a really big one brewing.

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