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BRINGING LYMIE BACK

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Justin Timberlake’s Lyme diagnosis, chamomile lemon cake discourse, grieving a cat who isn’t dead yet, a drag king inquiry, and more. Chelsea emanates love, opines on Threads teasers, and plans to do five planks but only remembers to do two.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, e'o.

0:05.0

There's my papers.

0:10.0

Oh, I know I have my notes here somewhere.

0:16.0

Not that, no.

0:23.8

Maybe I should pivot to being a foley artist.

0:28.7

I just feel like everyone I'm talking to is thinking, hey, should I pivot?

0:30.9

Is this what it's all about? Are my goals of 10 years is even relevant in today's version of society?

0:55.8

That's not what I was going to talk about. Oh, let me see here. Oh, there's a little mouse running across. Got it. Got it.

0:59.2

Ew,

0:59.8

I was in the car thinking,

1:06.1

maybe today I'll do five planks during the podcast and you can join in five one minute planks throughout the

1:15.9

podcast and we'll make a little exercise challenge. Okay. And connect to our deep core. Now, do you know

1:23.7

that when you do a full long-armed plank that's working different muscle groups than when you do an elbow plank?

1:31.7

And honestly, the elbow plank one is kind of where I'm trying to get to.

1:35.8

That's the deep, low core, if I have my information correct, which is always a – isn't it funny how everyone who has a podcast, which is everyone, can just say wrong things,

1:48.6

and there's no fact-checking and it just proliferates?

1:54.2

It's like every podcast...

1:56.4

I mean, we did that on this podcast for a while, like fact-checking robot voice. And I hope you appreciated it,

2:03.9

because I think it was a smart feature. Um, but yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, oh, oh. No, no,

2:16.5

no, no, no, hold on.

2:22.0

This Justin, Justin Timberlake, this Justin, Justin, Justin, this Justin, Justin,

2:28.4

Timberlake reveals this Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis.

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