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Bring Back My Mac

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.928.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 142 minutes

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New year, same queers...

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0:00.0

Hello, Niggas and Niggas Ridos and welcome back to the Read First

0:29.8

episode of 2022. I am Cornbread the snack Jete. Oh my gosh, I am June Jean Baleia.

0:39.8

Of course you are, bitch. And this is the read. Thank you everybody for coming back.

0:45.8

I knew it. You did. You did. You knew it. You sensed it. You knew it. You knew it.

0:51.0

I truly did. And here we are. And here we are. Yeah, I could not ask for more out of a first

0:58.3

episode of Drag Race, but I'm sure you will get to that later. But anyway, yes, thank you for coming back.

1:04.4

Hope everybody enjoyed their break. I know I did. And I truly did. And I still have another two or

1:12.2

three weeks off from school. So when I tell you a bitch is about to be vacating, like literally don't

1:18.0

ask me for nothing. I'm enjoying all of my time off from having to like read things and sight

1:24.8

things and type very fast. So it is good to be back though and great to have you back.

1:31.6

I think at some point yesterday I was literally just eating chili cheese

1:36.8

sprinkles in my bag and counting my toes to laugh in because I had nothing to do.

1:46.8

There's had nothing to do. And it was gorgeous. I was going to say even though that sounds crazy,

1:53.2

it is truly a beautiful feeling. Yes. Yes. And I fully understand you friend. Amen.

2:00.8

It was amazing. It's just and I think I really think it was the pandemic more than anything.

2:07.1

I think the pandemic stresses us out so much subliminally that or unconsciously that we don't

2:13.4

even realize until we have a break just how much we needed it. But yeah, I feel good. And I'm glad

2:20.3

to be there. Yeah, 100%. And like I know that a lot of people are I like living in a diet

2:29.1

pescatarian right now because but like I still am fully invested in what I'm doing. And I don't

2:37.3

want to do you know, I don't want to keep rehashing. You know, and bursting people's bubble,

2:44.2

uh, and jacking them from the matrix. Oh, we can get to how terrible that thing is. Oh,

2:49.6

that. Oh, damn. And, um, you know, I don't want to ruin your immersion. Right. But,

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