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The Political Orphanage

Brilliant Solutions for Pesky Statues (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

(NSFK) Comedians Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young join the show to go over the week's funniest, least-scrutinized headlines, including:
*A Jeffrey Epstein statue
*Fight over a wooden yard phallus
*The Fembot actress
*News from Russia

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is Friday.

0:08.0

Friday. I've had a long week and I want to kick off my weekend by a great cathartic burst.

0:13.4

We're going to do a Friday release valve where we explore the weeks underserved and

0:18.1

oftentimes funny headlines and I'll warn you a couple of the headlines we're going to

0:22.2

go over today do involve anatomical sculptures in them.

0:27.0

And so if the topic of anatomical sculptures is something you don't want to breach with your children who are riding in the car with you, then

0:34.0

go ahead and just kick him out of the car right now and have him get an Uber.

0:38.2

But I have warned you, and I will also warn you about the hilarity of my two guests today Justin Robert Young and Brian Brushwood.

0:46.1

Welcome on the show gentleman. Justin I feel betrayed. I was specifically told that we were being brought in as thought leaders for our insights on heavy duty hardcore political

0:55.8

stuff.

0:56.8

You know, it's funny because with Heaton, I don't know whether or not I'm, Heaton represents the only person for whom I have to wonder whether I'm playing

1:06.0

night attack Justin or PX3 Justin.

1:10.0

I think like now we are doing night attack just it now so it'll mostly just be

1:14.4

uh jokes about penises yes so you guys are both thought leaders however we're

1:20.1

mostly going to just talk your thought leaders discussing things like kangaroo

1:24.6

boxing matches and whatever Florida's got up to.

1:27.2

We're thought leaders but it's spelled THO T.

1:29.6

Yeah, that's it.

1:30.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:31.8

Yes.

1:33.0

Welcome to my seminar.

1:35.0

I'm going to teach you how to be a man because I'm a thought leader.

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