Brigitte Macron Has a US Court Case About Her Genitals | 9.19.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print.
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0:53.7	Good morning!
0:59.2	And welcome to another fabulous episode of Hard Factor.
1:02.2	Episode 1798, right?
1:03.1	Will set us straight.
1:04.7	Yesterday was 97.
1:06.1	Today's 98.
1:07.2	Probably.
1:09.0	September 19th, 2025.
1:28.1	You know what episode it is. Well, he sent it at, at, what, like, 12.05 a.m. He said, it's on me. Today is 97. After he listened to the podcast. Okay, yeah, so 98, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. West Coast will. Yeah. But yeah. I know we're talking about a lot of dicks today, right?
1:30.9	Oh, man.
1:32.2	Dix.
1:32.8	Potential dicks and build dicks.
1:35.1	I'm talking about an enormous dick.
1:38.5	I love to hear that.
1:40.1	Hell yeah.
1:40.9	I'm kicking it off.
1:42.1	I got no dicks.
1:43.6	But I'm talking about a Dukes-A-Hazard situation in Seattle. I'm kicking it off. I got no dicks. But I'm talking about a Dukes Hazard situation in Seattle.
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