Stories.

Stories.

I'm in my boots out of

stories.

Stories.

I'm in my paycheck called by the blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be in the right

and see. Stories. Stories

It's the brighter side, you fall on the bright side.

It's the brighter side stories, you fuckers!

Yay!

Ah, we're back.

It's Wednesday.

Middle of the week.

Don't feel good about it. Don't feel bad about it. My boss took a shit on my desk. Marcus or Henry? Both of them. Wow. They made a little swirl. That's amazing. Yeah, and they said, eat it, Amber, eat it. Yeah, that's a bonus. That is a, but that was my bonus. It was a technical bonus. Yeah, to eat the group poo-poo, I'm sure Marcus has looked a lot better than Henry's. I spend a lot of time with Henry. I see what he eats and they ain't pretty. Oh, really? I thought he only eats vegetables. No, he likes to say he does, but he wants horrible stuff. He's a liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My boss and the old job used to come out of his office and throw stuff away in my garbage can.

Danny Trejo?

No, not Danny Trejo.

Despite what I worked in an office job.

And I don't know why it pissed me off so much.

And somebody said, that's a microaggression.

And that's the first time I learned about microaggressions. Yeah. But I throw my stuff out in other people's trash cans. But like do you walk out of your office? No, he has a trash. He has his own trash can in there. But he refuses to throw his own... Because he doesn't want... Was it food? Everything. Food? Snot rags? Everything. See, like, you know... I think that's rude. If it smells bad, it's very rude. There's a reason why you don't want it in your trash bag.

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